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When we first entered this wacky entertainment business back in 2000, we learned that members of the cast are referred to as “talent” in Hollywood production terms. This always struck us as being rather funny, but I have to say that in the case of Brandon Dicamillo the expression truly does hold a full glass of water. (more…)

This weekend at jackassworld we’re celebrating orca awareness. Why, you may ask, are we taking to task what Sea World has apparently failed to do on a daily basis? Well, during the comments scroll on this Wednesday’s jackassworld live program, it became startlingly clear that several people did not know what an orca was. The clueless perps shall remain nameless (for now, anyway), but far be it from jackassworld to sidestep an educational opportunity—especially when it appears that Hollywood is the new public school system of the free world. (more…)

Ever since I got rid of my $100 a month cable service my life has improved somewhat. I watch less “drek“  and more free quality TV through my rabbit ear antenna. Besides the great shit on PBS, every Sunday night I am treated to the Fox animation lineup, which includes The Simpsons and my favorite, Family Guy. This particular premiere episode was a jackass parody for the entire first act! What the fuck! They’ve done parodies before, like when Stew-O beat up his dad ala Bam, but this was the storyline of the show. They even did the “clipper cam” bit which is quite close to my heart. An air of pride and accomplishment filled my studio apartment as Mat Hoffman, Jason Searcy, and Shelton inhaled some of that air. Thanks Seth MacFarlane! Why don’t you go ahead and send me a signed cel of that clipper cam shot there, pal? The one that ends the act (you know what I’m talking about, the one where Peter gets buzzed when he’s down). Oh yeah! Let’s make that happen. —Dimitry Elyashkevich

We first met JxPx Blackmon on the second and third seasons of jackass in 2001, but he really came to the fore of the crew on jackass the movie when he started to actively manage our “prop” department. Some of his primary duties involved finding goofy costumes and building random shit, but the one area in which he particularly excelled was sourcing out stuff that fucking sucks. (more…)

I was so overjoyed with yesterday’s audio enhanced photo of Johnny Knoxville that I just couldn’t wait to play with this new interactive feature again. Now if we could only manage to incorporate Smell-O-Vision. Then and only then could I walk away from this website without any true regrets. (more…)

Someone once said that “time heals all wounds.” Well, a good deal of time has passed since this incident went down in the office (and I’m pretty sure the swelling on Dave Carnie’s head has since gone down, too), so here’s a Friday afternoon-ish treat (PST, of course). Though cryptically hinted at in a news post from July, this fully flared moment erupted one afternoon out of the blue and pre-empted what was supposed to have been another exciting jackassworld live broadcast. Fortunately, Dimitry and Kosick were both on hand and strapped with cameras; unfortunately, less-than-cool heads declared that the footage be shelved for the time being. But that was then, this is now, and here’s the somewhat pickled and shitty goods!

After months of not knowing what or where Mother Nature is going to dump next, here’s the latest jackassworld weather report from everyone’s favorite geographically naughty forecaster, Hauser Bush. (more…)

Eddie Barbanell is goddamn obsessed with politics. I didn’t know that about him until this presidential election started. He can almost talk of nothing else at the moment. Although philosophically against negative campaign ads, he spends most of his time denigrating John McCain. Ha ha ha… Sarah Palin is not safe from his invective either. He really lets these two have it. (more…)

And so, as the harvest season draws to a close, so does another half-ass work week here at jackassworld. Before getting into any questionably newsworthy details, though, I’d first like to apologize for the live show miscarriage this past Wednesday. Despite our best intentions the Halloween-themed edition of the jackassworld live show never panned out due to technical complications with our Ustream connection. We might have made up for this live shortcoming on Thursday or Friday, but we had other more important matters at hand to deal with, first and foremost filming with Eddie Barbanell. (more…)

First, I would like to not offer up an apology for the lack of a news post last weekend. Seth tried his best to guilt me into feeling something for not doing anything of the sort, but I’m not particularly one for feeling anything anyway. Besides, I was waiting for further clarity on a very important development here in the jackassworld office. What could it be, you ask? Well, since you’ve asked, Dave Carnie, Rick Kosick, and I are proud to announce that we’ve begun preliminary work on a skatepark/track here in the office. (more…)